It just keeps…… getting. …. better
"give justin bieber a bre-"
"he’s just being a teena-"
ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
I will never get tired of this picture
Can we talk about the dinosaur egg Apple computer in this frame.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes
Remember this? This is iconic
This is the best promotion she’s ever done let’s be quite honest
not just promotion but it really shows us that she knows 100% what everyone is saying about her and its almost inspiring seeing how strong she is about all of this