Morning in Prague by Markus Grunau
i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful
or shes stoned as fuck
Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush
Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her
lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe.
Or she’s turning into the black swan
Or maybe she’s born with it
Or maybe it’s Maybelline
listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along
i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian
can we make a list of common ways people misspell misogynist
men’s rights activist is a common misspelling
bold what you prefer.
harry or ron or hermione
voldemort or umbridge or bellatrix
james or sirius or remus or peter
mcgonagall or dumbledore or hagrid
dobby or kreacher or winky
luna or ginny or cho
hedwig or errol or pigwidgeon or hermes
quaffle or bludger or snitch
gryffindor or ravenclaw or slytherin or hufflepuff
hallows or horcruxes
hogwarts or beauxbatons or durmstrang
elder wand or invisibility cloak or resurrection stone
O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s
quirrell or lockhart or lupin or moody or umbridge or snape or carrow
crabbe or goyle
book 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7
romione or dramione or snamione or harmony or other
owl or cat or toad
draco or harry
felix felicis or amortentia or polyjuice potion
krum or fleur or cedric
This is so real
It’s important to remember this so people like myself don’t get ridiculed about never wanting children.
When some random man wished me a Happy Mother’s Day because I’m woman. Man I don’t have kids. I don’t even want kids. 😒😒😒 I was so mad and didn’t understand why.
It’s such a personal matter, but people will never learn. They pry and ask questions of women that they would never of men. When are you getting a boyfriend, married, having kids, having another kid, getting your tubes tied…it’s unreal.
My sister just had a baby and everyone is always like “you’re next!” because I am in a long term relationship and I’m like are you fucking kidding me I love sleeping and money and not being fucking annoyed too much to have a kid. And then they are like “you’ll change your mind!” Nope I will not because I am not a vessel for a human I will probably resent my whole life. I am a person with plans that do not include cleaning up puke and answering mindnumbing questions all day.
THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.
Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
In my opinion the only person you should get healthy for is yourself :)