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Morning in Prague by Markus Grunau



rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline



annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 



disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian





ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

misandrist:

can we make a list of common ways people misspell misogynist 

men’s rights activist is a common misspelling 



bold what you prefer. 

triwizarded:

harry or ron or hermione

voldemort or umbridge or bellatrix

james or sirius or remus or peter

mcgonagall or dumbledore or hagrid

dobby or kreacher or winky

luna or ginny or cho

hedwig or errol or pigwidgeon or hermes

quaffle or bludger or snitch

gryffindor or ravenclaw or slytherin or hufflepuff

hallows or horcruxes

hogwarts or beauxbatons or durmstrang

elder wand or invisibility cloak or resurrection stone

O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s

quirrell or lockhart or lupin or moody or umbridge or snape or carrow

crabbe or goyle

book 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7

fred or george

romione or dramione or snamione or harmony or other

owl or cat or toad

draco or harry

felix felicis or amortentia or polyjuice potion

krum or fleur or cedric





suck-it-nerds:

korinthianzmomma:

msdeonb:

acciotardistohogwarts:

wewillnotbegoverned:

This is so real

It’s important to remember this so people like myself don’t get ridiculed about never wanting children.

When some random man wished me a Happy Mother’s Day because I’m woman. Man I don’t have kids. I don’t even want kids. 😒😒😒 I was so mad and didn’t understand why.

It’s such a personal matter, but people will never learn. They pry and ask questions of women that they would never of men. When are you getting a boyfriend, married, having kids, having another kid, getting your tubes tied…it’s unreal.

My sister just had a baby and everyone is always like “you’re next!” because I am in a long term relationship and I’m like are you fucking kidding me I love sleeping and money and not being fucking annoyed too much to have a kid. And then they are like “you’ll change your mind!” Nope I will not because I am not a vessel for a human I will probably resent my whole life. I am a person with plans that do not include cleaning up puke and answering mindnumbing questions all day.



andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.



theultimateginger:

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.



caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word





mightyhealthyquest:

In my opinion the only person you should get healthy for is yourself :)



ugly:

cookienun:

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

what the fuck is this

its squid legs